"Nuke em till they glow and shoot em in the dark!" - Duke Nukem
"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble-gum..and I'm all out of gum." - Duke Nukem again.
And of course, from a TTRPG on an IRC: "I guess this is what they call a shotgun wedding, but they didn't have shotguns back in the day, so it's a crossbow wedding. Do you want to have a crossbow wedding?" - DM
"I'm a little busy here! I'm trying to decide what to have for dinner. Oh, how I love to eat. One of my favorite things to do. Go talk to Haskill, he's got more brains than a brain pie! oh...brain pie... perfect! ...Care to donate?" Sheogorath in Oblivion, shivering isles.
"Now you. You can call me Ann Marie. But only if you're partial to being flayed alive and having an angry immortal skip rope with your entrails. If not... Then call me Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. Charmed." - Sheogorath in Skyrim.