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Words to live by...

I always enjoy a thread that makes me smile while I enjoy my tobacco. So let's all add something. From my dad :
If you can't eat it, drink it, spend it or make love to it... you don't need it

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  • bobbob Member
    well if you really want to split hairs you could make love to almost anything.
  • I've only ever been tried it with human females, and nothing else really appeals, so I'll defer to your wisdom and experience with that, bob. ;)

  • bobbob Member
    hey I've heard enough stories to always wash my hands if I come in contact with a human person.
  • @Bob now that's funny
  • My Dad on cigars...
    A great cigar that fits your taste
    Is something special you never can waste
    Enjoy it down all the way to the butt
    Then chew the rest like a good long cut
  • Dad said learn your limits!
    took me along time to learn my limit was zero. 
    I suffer from the disease of more!
    If it makes you feel good, I want more.
    >:) 8-X ~O) <:-P :-bd
    My knowledge is worthless if not shared and applied . "Joseph McKenna"  
  • edited November 7 PM
    Dad on amputees
    Never shake a hand of an amputee . 
    Why I ask . He wipes his butt with it. 
    So I said 
    Dad: So, how does he wash it clean?
    Oh ,I see now. 
    :-B
    My knowledge is worthless if not shared and applied . "Joseph McKenna"  
  • Dad on woman. 
    Smell like fish she is a dish
    Smells of cologne ,leave it alone.  
    :-&
    My knowledge is worthless if not shared and applied . "Joseph McKenna"  
  • @basement_shaman, those are wicked funny sayings! plus, your " small bumps" of Dholokia White are awesome. I had to go do some cuz my nose was itchy seeing that!
  • n9inchnailsn9inchnails Moderator
    edited November 9 PM
    Time to go to work, work all night
    and search for underpants hey
    we won't stop until we have underpants
    yum tum yummy tum tay. \:D/
  • 10 grams of Toque
    Underpants
    ???
    Profit
  • When times get tough, just sniff a little snuff
  • kekykeky Member
    edited November 11 PM
    Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot
    But he will remember with advantages
    What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
    Familiar in his mouth as household words,
    Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
    Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester,
    Be in their flowing cups freshly remembered.
    This story shall the good man teach his son,
    And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
    From this day to the ending of the world,
    But we in it shall be remembered
    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he today that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And gentlemen in England now abed
    Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
    And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
    That fought with us upon Saint Crispins day
  • Wow, snuff and theatre :)
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