Gentleman do what ever it takes to empty our coffers lapdances, champagne dances, shower dances. Oh, the things you can buy for a hand full of bills. It makes me excited. It gives me the chills. They'll be filcher rubs, breeders, hambones and tweeners, zobos and debos and blorps that go eenahs. For a one dollar bill you can pull down their zippers. I am the Snorax, I speak for the strippers!
Avery Bullock - American Dad
Comments
Ken
- Coco Chanel
-Tony The Tiger
Never underestimate the power of a snook.
-Boris Badinov
“Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.”
Both by H L Mencken
- Lorin Taylor
Oscar Wilde.
"The same road goes both up and down"
"Having cut, burned and poisoned the sick, the doctor then submits his bill"
- Heraclitus
Not sure the source, but very accurate
-Winston Churchill
- internet quote inspired by Hunter S. Thompson - Pulled from Analogman's website.
-- Me (usually in response to: "Why did you become a technical writer?" )
-George W. Bush
Albert Einstein
-Jenny Agutter in An American Werewolf In London-
No, no, Jenny, dear, I'll put on Van Morrison's Moondance and join ya'. ;))
P. J. O'Rourke