I'll start us off, I once worked and lived at a yoga retreat. Part of my gig was picking mushrooms for the kitchen. (we served breakfast, lunch and dinner 7 days a week) I put the fresh mushrooms in a paper bag and that bag made it to the chef's office but didn't make it out, so one morning staff walked into the kitchen / office area and notices rice spilled all over the floor. She sweeps it up into a pile and goes looking for a dustpan when she comes back she sais she notices the pile has spread out a little and in another moment notices the rice is moving. When I arrived sometime later there were 4 people including her telling me the story of how they had to clean up a giant pile of maggots, all of them scowling at me, but I think it's the funniest thing I ever heard, still do.